稿件大赏 以及评分来了~
1号稿件
Dear son,
Here's Li Ping, a cooperator with your mom, AKA mother fucker. My work language is English, so I write this letter for you.
I heard you are going to Philippines, is that something wrong with you? Philippines is even worse than New Zealand. There is a blogger who cooperates with the FBI. I will write him an email to reoprt a abouse, and you will get a FBI WARNING.
Please don't act like your brother Li Hua, turn off his iptables just for a cup of red tea, which led to a horrible result and moved to OVH.
The wind will continue blowing. Don't let it blow your mind. Put your iptables on, use it for a safety sex. It can prevent you from HIV,DDOS and nCoV.
Don't forget to bring some CHUNGHWA for me, I'm going to have a lunch first. Come back home ASAP, Vultr and I are counting on you.
xoxo,
Ping
翻译 :
这里是李平 , 你妈的合"做"者 , 又称之 mother fucker . 我工作用的语言是 English , 于是我用英文写信给你.
我听说你要去菲律宾, 你是不是有点问题 ? 菲律宾比新西兰还要烂. 有个写博客的他跟FBI合作 . 我准备发封邮件给他report 个 abouse , 然后你就会得到一个 FBI WARNING.
别学你哥李华 , 为了一杯红茶把iptables关掉 , 最后结果惨痛被迫迁移到了OVH .
风继续会吹 , 不要脑子被吹坏掉 , 打开你的iptables , 用它来保持性爱安全 - -.. 保护你不得HIV ...DOS...and nCOV.
不要忘记给我带点中华烟 . 我先去吃个饭 , 你赶快回家 , 我和Vultr 等着你.
Drcai : 80分
点评 : 把李平先生所有的梗全部玩了一遍,串联的非常流畅,但缺乏创意性.
Hitiko: 75/100
点评：李平先生的梗发挥的淋漓尽致，但是缺少李平先生的一些能让人笑断JB的事迹
1号稿件
Dear son,
Here's Li Ping, a cooperator with your mom, AKA mother fucker. My work language is English, so I write this letter for you.
I heard you are going to Philippines, is that something wrong with you? Philippines is even worse than New Zealand. There is a blogger who cooperates with the FBI. I will write him an email to reoprt a abouse, and you will get a FBI WARNING.
Please don't act like your brother Li Hua, turn off his iptables just for a cup of red tea, which led to a horrible result and moved to OVH.
The wind will continue blowing. Don't let it blow your mind. Put your iptables on, use it for a safety sex. It can prevent you from HIV,DDOS and nCoV.
Don't forget to bring some CHUNGHWA for me, I'm going to have a lunch first. Come back home ASAP, Vultr and I are counting on you.
xoxo,
Ping
翻译 :
这里是李平 , 你妈的合"做"者 , 又称之 mother fucker . 我工作用的语言是 English , 于是我用英文写信给你.
我听说你要去菲律宾, 你是不是有点问题 ? 菲律宾比新西兰还要烂. 有个写博客的他跟FBI合作 . 我准备发封邮件给他report 个 abouse , 然后你就会得到一个 FBI WARNING.
别学你哥李华 , 为了一杯红茶把iptables关掉 , 最后结果惨痛被迫迁移到了OVH .
风继续会吹 , 不要脑子被吹坏掉 , 打开你的iptables , 用它来保持性爱安全 - -.. 保护你不得HIV ...DOS...and nCOV.
不要忘记给我带点中华烟 . 我先去吃个饭 , 你赶快回家 , 我和Vultr 等着你.
Drcai : 80分
点评 : 把李平先生所有的梗全部玩了一遍,串联的非常流畅,但缺乏创意性.
Hitiko: 75/100
点评：李平先生的梗发挥的淋漓尽致，但是缺少李平先生的一些能让人笑断JB的事迹