最后发布 本期的大奖 !!! 13号 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13号稿件
Dear My Son:
I didn't know that I had a 15-year-old son until reading the BoomTech group. You might be confused that why this is an english letter. Obivously I am a foreign trade guy, my work language is english.
When I realized you were 15 years old, I think it's good time to teach you some fuck b experiences. I had tried to get some foreign b to fuck for years as a foreign trade guy.
My first trip to Tokyo, I went straight to the 'fuck b valley'. I thought it was a heaven for whoring, but they told me there called 'Hibiya'. So the first tip: DO NOT trust Chinese meanings, your work language must be english. Anyway, I finally found a fellow in Roppongi.
Meanwhile, I have to tell ya that chickens in Russia were great and cheap. But it's not the most important tip in this letter.
It was a cold day. I, powerful foreign trade guy, was successfully swimming to Angeles city, Phlipines. You can't image that how hot were girls look like there. Emmmm, I even gave a good head to shemales. As expected, something bad happened. I caught different kinds of social disease such as HIV, syphilis, gonorrhea... just after a carnival! Fortunately, this happened before you were born, so don't worry.
Let me tell you something vivid: Your dick can be regard as iptables, HIV can be regard as DDOS. Iptables can't be use to prevent DDOS attack. Only hardware firewall like a condom can be use. That's why I wrote this letter to you immediately. If it can protect you from the same mistakes, I will feel more comfortable.
Anyway, if you really need some 'services', go to DongGuan and get some Russia or Chinese GIRLs.
Li Ping
2.20.2020
ShenZhen, China
翻译 :
我从来不知道自己有个 15岁的小孩 ,直到我加了爆炸实验室的群 . 你也许不理解这篇文章为毛是英文写的 . 那是因为我是一个外贸人 , My work language is english.
当我意识到你已经15岁了之后 , 我认为应该教你一些独特的日B技巧了. 这些年我作为一个外贸人已经操了很多外国B了.
我第一次出国旅行去的是东京 , 我一下飞机直奔一个叫 "日B谷"的地方 . 我认为那是一个全部是B的天堂 ,但是他们告诉我这里叫"Hibiya"没有B .
所以Tip No.1 : 在国外不要过于相信汉字 - - 你的"工作"语言必须是英文 . 最后我总算找到了一个叫六本木的地方.
同时,我跟你说 俄罗斯的小姐便宜又好 . 但是这并不是这篇信中最重要的建议.
在一个寒冷的夜晚 . 我,一个强壮的外贸人 , 从中国游泳来到了菲律宾天使之城. 你简直是无法想象那里的女孩子有多漂亮. Emmmm , 我甚至帮shemale给Blow了.
不出所料, something bad happened . 我得了不同的性病 ,比如HIV ,淋病 还有 梅毒 ... 就在屌HIGH了一晚上之后 ..
幸好这是在你出生前发生的 , 所以不必担心 . ( 草 !!!!!!
让我来生动形象的告诉你一些事情 : 我把你的屌比作 iptables , HIV比作DDOS . Iptables 没办法防御DDOS . 只有避孕套这种硬件防火墙才能挡住DDOS.
这就是我立刻写这封信给你额原因, 预防相同的错误再次发生 ,这让我更安心 ( 已经发生了好不好 !!!
退一万步来说 , 你真的需要一点服务的话 , 还是去东莞 , 国产小姐 还有 俄罗斯小姐 是最吼的...
Drcai : 100分
点评 : 神作 , 完美无瑕 .
Hitiko : 100/100
点评 : 年度生草之作 .
那么所有奖品 ,我会通过 PM 各位发放 ~ 这几天 Drcai 在施工 ~预计 22-23号发放奖品.
13号稿件
Dear My Son:
I didn't know that I had a 15-year-old son until reading the BoomTech group. You might be confused that why this is an english letter. Obivously I am a foreign trade guy, my work language is english.
When I realized you were 15 years old, I think it's good time to teach you some fuck b experiences. I had tried to get some foreign b to fuck for years as a foreign trade guy.
My first trip to Tokyo, I went straight to the 'fuck b valley'. I thought it was a heaven for whoring, but they told me there called 'Hibiya'. So the first tip: DO NOT trust Chinese meanings, your work language must be english. Anyway, I finally found a fellow in Roppongi.
Meanwhile, I have to tell ya that chickens in Russia were great and cheap. But it's not the most important tip in this letter.
It was a cold day. I, powerful foreign trade guy, was successfully swimming to Angeles city, Phlipines. You can't image that how hot were girls look like there. Emmmm, I even gave a good head to shemales. As expected, something bad happened. I caught different kinds of social disease such as HIV, syphilis, gonorrhea... just after a carnival! Fortunately, this happened before you were born, so don't worry.
Let me tell you something vivid: Your dick can be regard as iptables, HIV can be regard as DDOS. Iptables can't be use to prevent DDOS attack. Only hardware firewall like a condom can be use. That's why I wrote this letter to you immediately. If it can protect you from the same mistakes, I will feel more comfortable.
Anyway, if you really need some 'services', go to DongGuan and get some Russia or Chinese GIRLs.
Li Ping
2.20.2020
ShenZhen, China
翻译 :
我从来不知道自己有个 15岁的小孩 ,直到我加了爆炸实验室的群 . 你也许不理解这篇文章为毛是英文写的 . 那是因为我是一个外贸人 , My work language is english.
当我意识到你已经15岁了之后 , 我认为应该教你一些独特的日B技巧了. 这些年我作为一个外贸人已经操了很多外国B了.
我第一次出国旅行去的是东京 , 我一下飞机直奔一个叫 "日B谷"的地方 . 我认为那是一个全部是B的天堂 ,但是他们告诉我这里叫"Hibiya"没有B .
所以Tip No.1 : 在国外不要过于相信汉字 - - 你的"工作"语言必须是英文 . 最后我总算找到了一个叫六本木的地方.
同时,我跟你说 俄罗斯的小姐便宜又好 . 但是这并不是这篇信中最重要的建议.
在一个寒冷的夜晚 . 我,一个强壮的外贸人 , 从中国游泳来到了菲律宾天使之城. 你简直是无法想象那里的女孩子有多漂亮. Emmmm , 我甚至帮shemale给Blow了.
不出所料, something bad happened . 我得了不同的性病 ,比如HIV ,淋病 还有 梅毒 ... 就在屌HIGH了一晚上之后 ..
幸好这是在你出生前发生的 , 所以不必担心 . ( 草 !!!!!!
让我来生动形象的告诉你一些事情 : 我把你的屌比作 iptables , HIV比作DDOS . Iptables 没办法防御DDOS . 只有避孕套这种硬件防火墙才能挡住DDOS.
这就是我立刻写这封信给你额原因, 预防相同的错误再次发生 ,这让我更安心 ( 已经发生了好不好 !!!
退一万步来说 , 你真的需要一点服务的话 , 还是去东莞 , 国产小姐 还有 俄罗斯小姐 是最吼的...
Drcai : 100分
点评 : 神作 , 完美无瑕 .
Hitiko : 100/100
点评 : 年度生草之作 .
那么所有奖品 ,我会通过 PM 各位发放 ~ 这几天 Drcai 在施工 ~预计 22-23号发放奖品.