12号稿件
Dear son，
How long you have been not hearing from your father? I do not remember but I could only think of you when someone saying ‘son of a bitch’.
I heard that you will travel to Republika ng Pilipinas soon, so remember these fucking words as follows whenever you are fucking or not.
1.Pack up your dick into your pocket during your travel. This is the first time to travel in poor area and you have no idea how dirty there will be. I just went there once then did not be willing to and be able to fuck any more. Cherish your small dick!
2.If you could not stick to that, just be fucked by hands, other ways prohibited! Anything with a hole is dangerous for you! Remember to let your foreign horse do as follows: wash hands with soap, wash again with 84 disinfectant, ware disposable gloves covering with Lubricant oil and fuck you finally.
3.Since I have not seen you so long, I prepared a gift for you to protect your dick in the future. You will get a Maria Ozawa-style fucking hole, yeah you love most and costs me fucking so much, after your travel if you follow the rules above. If not, you could only receive a letter saying NO FUCK FOREVER only instead.
world's most careful Dad, Li Ping
2020-2-19
翻译:
那啥 ...劳资都快把你忘了 . 除了听到有人说你是 "son of bitch"的时候才想到有你这个人 (不亏是慈父.
我听说你准备去菲律宾嫖了 , 于是准备给你三条非常有用的建议 .
1 在旅行过程中,把你的屌藏藏好 . 去穷国家旅行的时候,你没法想象那里有多脏. 我就去了那里一次JB就废掉了 . 你要珍惜自己的小JJ.
2 如果你忍不住 , 那就用手来解决你的欲望,其它行为禁止. 任何有洞的东西对你来说都很危险. 让小姐帮你撸之前先执行如下步骤 : 用肥皂洗手 , 洗完再用 84消毒液洗一遍 ,带好一次性手套涂满润滑油..再开始..
3 我好久没见你了 ,于是我给你准备了一个精美礼品 , 用于保护你的JJ将来免受伤害 . 一个小泽玛丽亚形状的 RBQ ...你最喜欢的 , 妈的花了劳资好多钱.
PS : 除非你遵守了以上规定我才把它送给你 , 否则你只会收到一封信,上面写着 " NO FUCK FOREVER ".
Drcai: 97分
点评 : 写作水平非常高 , 语法过于规整. 三条建议不但风趣,还有深刻的教育意义 . 尤其是小泽玛利亚的RBQ.
Hitiko: 97/100
点评 : 高考英语作文式的写作手法相当好评
Dear son，
How long you have been not hearing from your father? I do not remember but I could only think of you when someone saying ‘son of a bitch’.
I heard that you will travel to Republika ng Pilipinas soon, so remember these fucking words as follows whenever you are fucking or not.
1.Pack up your dick into your pocket during your travel. This is the first time to travel in poor area and you have no idea how dirty there will be. I just went there once then did not be willing to and be able to fuck any more. Cherish your small dick!
2.If you could not stick to that, just be fucked by hands, other ways prohibited! Anything with a hole is dangerous for you! Remember to let your foreign horse do as follows: wash hands with soap, wash again with 84 disinfectant, ware disposable gloves covering with Lubricant oil and fuck you finally.
3.Since I have not seen you so long, I prepared a gift for you to protect your dick in the future. You will get a Maria Ozawa-style fucking hole, yeah you love most and costs me fucking so much, after your travel if you follow the rules above. If not, you could only receive a letter saying NO FUCK FOREVER only instead.
world's most careful Dad, Li Ping
2020-2-19
翻译:
那啥 ...劳资都快把你忘了 . 除了听到有人说你是 "son of bitch"的时候才想到有你这个人 (不亏是慈父.
我听说你准备去菲律宾嫖了 , 于是准备给你三条非常有用的建议 .
1 在旅行过程中,把你的屌藏藏好 . 去穷国家旅行的时候,你没法想象那里有多脏. 我就去了那里一次JB就废掉了 . 你要珍惜自己的小JJ.
2 如果你忍不住 , 那就用手来解决你的欲望,其它行为禁止. 任何有洞的东西对你来说都很危险. 让小姐帮你撸之前先执行如下步骤 : 用肥皂洗手 , 洗完再用 84消毒液洗一遍 ,带好一次性手套涂满润滑油..再开始..
3 我好久没见你了 ,于是我给你准备了一个精美礼品 , 用于保护你的JJ将来免受伤害 . 一个小泽玛丽亚形状的 RBQ ...你最喜欢的 , 妈的花了劳资好多钱.
PS : 除非你遵守了以上规定我才把它送给你 , 否则你只会收到一封信,上面写着 " NO FUCK FOREVER ".
Drcai: 97分
点评 : 写作水平非常高 , 语法过于规整. 三条建议不但风趣,还有深刻的教育意义 . 尤其是小泽玛利亚的RBQ.
Hitiko: 97/100
点评 : 高考英语作文式的写作手法相当好评