3号稿件
Dear my son,
You not to go to the Philippines, to regret having an infectious disease.
Time and money may be exciting at the time, but you will regret it afterwards. Conscience has condemned, you feel sorry for wife, children, parents. If you am unlucky and get caught, you will leave a stain on him life. There may be infectious diseases. During the incubation period of AIDS, there are still no symptoms at this time, and it is often not easily found. At this time, when having sex with other people, it is easy to transmit HIV to others. After the incubation period of AIDS, that is, during the period of AIDS, the body's immunity and immune cells will be severely damaged. The body's immunity will be severely and extremely reduced, and many opportunistic infections will occur, such as shingles, oral fungal infections, tuberculosis, and pneumocystis pneumonia. There are also some special pathogenic microorganisms caused by enteritis, pneumonia, encephalitis and other diseases. In the later period, various opportunistic infections, nutritional consumption of the whole body, signs of cachexia, etc. are prone to occur. In the end, they usually die due to systemic failure.
All in all,you not to go not to the Philippines Go whoring.
Your father,
Jack Zhao (你为毛要做李平儿子的野爹)
翻译: 因不够 funny 所以省略.
Drcai : 81分
点评 : 写的很感动 , 应该加入教育番组 ,但是毫无草度 ,本来应该只能给80分 , 但是最后那个做李平儿子野爹的落款+1分.
Hitiko: 85/100
点评：很好（？）的一篇教育文，但是缺少李平的精髓（指小学生心态），野爹落款很劲爆
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4号稿件
Hey, my fucking child, I think you are fucking to find some fucking filipino to do fuck in the fucking philippines. You best not fucking to do fuck in fucking philippines. If you fucking to do fuck in philippines, you will fucked by the fucking virus. Fucking filipino have fucking tons of different fucking virus like fucking syphilis, fucking eczema and fucking ncov. If you still fucking think about go to fucking philippines to do the fuck. Fuck off from my home and fuck away. I will not have this fuck child. You are fucking think of do fuck.
翻译: 简单易懂无需翻译.
Drcai : 85分
点评 : 这非常符合李平先生暴躁的性格.简短而草 ,但是缺乏剧情.
Hitiko: 82/100
点评：全文有114514个fuck/fucking，我差点认不出来了，但是缺乏一些李平的精髓（指iptables等）
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5号稿件
How a glory day. Is that anything wrong with you? Why go to the Philippines to pay for sex. It’s a real waste of time to go to the Philippines. I have seen more of this. Don’t worry, there is a blogger who cooperates with the FBI. I have writen an email to them. and this is a criminal case. As long as showboating in the rivers and lakes, which one can't be arrest? You think you're rich, but you can't even afford to smoke a Zhonghua cigarette. Your father me spent $420 on a massage last night and I look down on this money. You haven't seen these stupid people and thought you were smart. Are you sure your English is good? IELTS 7.5 is very New Bee? Have you ever seen a New Bee? When you arrive in the Philippines, be careful of your HIV infection and 2019-nCOV. Don't infect others when you come back, but your father is fearless. You know, I've been in business for a long time. I've seen all kinds of tricks. I can defend against this fucking virus by modifying crontabe and using iptables. I'll have a meal first, and I'll handle this fucking matter later.
翻译 : 参考1号稿件
Drcai : 70分
点评 : 同一号稿件把李平先生的梗都玩了一遍 ,流畅度略低于1号稿件.
Hitiko: 70/100
点评：同蔡老师一样
Dear my son,
You not to go to the Philippines, to regret having an infectious disease.
Time and money may be exciting at the time, but you will regret it afterwards. Conscience has condemned, you feel sorry for wife, children, parents. If you am unlucky and get caught, you will leave a stain on him life. There may be infectious diseases. During the incubation period of AIDS, there are still no symptoms at this time, and it is often not easily found. At this time, when having sex with other people, it is easy to transmit HIV to others. After the incubation period of AIDS, that is, during the period of AIDS, the body's immunity and immune cells will be severely damaged. The body's immunity will be severely and extremely reduced, and many opportunistic infections will occur, such as shingles, oral fungal infections, tuberculosis, and pneumocystis pneumonia. There are also some special pathogenic microorganisms caused by enteritis, pneumonia, encephalitis and other diseases. In the later period, various opportunistic infections, nutritional consumption of the whole body, signs of cachexia, etc. are prone to occur. In the end, they usually die due to systemic failure.
All in all,you not to go not to the Philippines Go whoring.
Your father,
Jack Zhao (你为毛要做李平儿子的野爹)
翻译: 因不够 funny 所以省略.
Drcai : 81分
点评 : 写的很感动 , 应该加入教育番组 ,但是毫无草度 ,本来应该只能给80分 , 但是最后那个做李平儿子野爹的落款+1分.
Hitiko: 85/100
点评：很好（？）的一篇教育文，但是缺少李平的精髓（指小学生心态），野爹落款很劲爆
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4号稿件
Hey, my fucking child, I think you are fucking to find some fucking filipino to do fuck in the fucking philippines. You best not fucking to do fuck in fucking philippines. If you fucking to do fuck in philippines, you will fucked by the fucking virus. Fucking filipino have fucking tons of different fucking virus like fucking syphilis, fucking eczema and fucking ncov. If you still fucking think about go to fucking philippines to do the fuck. Fuck off from my home and fuck away. I will not have this fuck child. You are fucking think of do fuck.
翻译: 简单易懂无需翻译.
Drcai : 85分
点评 : 这非常符合李平先生暴躁的性格.简短而草 ,但是缺乏剧情.
Hitiko: 82/100
点评：全文有114514个fuck/fucking，我差点认不出来了，但是缺乏一些李平的精髓（指iptables等）
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5号稿件
How a glory day. Is that anything wrong with you? Why go to the Philippines to pay for sex. It’s a real waste of time to go to the Philippines. I have seen more of this. Don’t worry, there is a blogger who cooperates with the FBI. I have writen an email to them. and this is a criminal case. As long as showboating in the rivers and lakes, which one can't be arrest? You think you're rich, but you can't even afford to smoke a Zhonghua cigarette. Your father me spent $420 on a massage last night and I look down on this money. You haven't seen these stupid people and thought you were smart. Are you sure your English is good? IELTS 7.5 is very New Bee? Have you ever seen a New Bee? When you arrive in the Philippines, be careful of your HIV infection and 2019-nCOV. Don't infect others when you come back, but your father is fearless. You know, I've been in business for a long time. I've seen all kinds of tricks. I can defend against this fucking virus by modifying crontabe and using iptables. I'll have a meal first, and I'll handle this fucking matter later.
翻译 : 参考1号稿件
Drcai : 70分
点评 : 同一号稿件把李平先生的梗都玩了一遍 ,流畅度略低于1号稿件.
Hitiko: 70/100
点评：同蔡老师一样