2号稿件
Dear son,
Today is your 15 years old birthday. It's time to tell you something I haven't told you all these years.
15 years ago I just started my career in foreign trade. Although I had very strong ability, I didn't have much money, and no girl in China wants to fuck me. So I went on a flight to phlipine, looking to end my virginity.
That evening, a street girl draw my attention. When I asked her if she spoke Chinese, she said her working language is English. She is so special. I fucked her without a condom that night. I think I love her.
The next morning, I asked her to marry me when she woke up. She refused. I was heart-broken. I begged her to give birth to our child. So 10 months later, you were born. That's why you have never met your mother, and your classmates call you "son of a bitch".
5 years later, your mother died because of AIDS. I immediately went to test. Both of us are infected. I know you want to fuck and can't find a girl, but that's no reason you fucked your grandma last week! You got her infected as well!
Don't find girls in phlipine like me. And don't fuck anyone in our family anymore, especially my mother!!
Your father, LiPing
翻译:
今天是你15岁生日 , 是时候告诉你一些申必的事情了.
15年前 , 我刚开始做外贸人 ,虽然我能力很强 , 但是没有米 . 中国没女人想被我操.于是我去了费率并,献出了我的贞操 - -草...
那天晚上,一个站街女引起了我的注意.我问他会不会讲中文 , 他跟我说: My working language is Engliish .他真的很特别.操了她一晚上没戴套.我很爱她.
第二天早上,在她醒来的时候我问她愿不愿意嫁给我.他拒绝了.我很伤心...我求她给我生个小孩...
于是10个月后,你出生了...(剧情突变.... 这就是你为什么从来没见过你母亲 ( 这里应该是father吧? , 以及你同学叫你 "son of a bitch"的原因...
5年后 , 尼玛死了 ,因为有艾滋. 我立刻去测自己有没有 , 结果毫无悬念. 我知道你想要去日,而且找不到一个给你日的女孩 .
但这不是上周你操你外婆的理由 ... 然后她也得了艾滋..
不要去费率并找小姐,不要在操任何家庭成员 ,尤其是我楼某.
Drcai : 93分
点评 : 不但玩了李平先生的梗 , 还有因缺思厅的剧情 ,尤其是李平先生问菲律宾小姐会不会讲中文以及操外婆.
Hitiko: 95/100
点评：如果李平儿子的亲妈在李平嫖的那会就有了AIDS，那么根据本文描述，李平的儿子没有AIDS，难道他儿子是天选之子
Dear son,
Today is your 15 years old birthday. It's time to tell you something I haven't told you all these years.
15 years ago I just started my career in foreign trade. Although I had very strong ability, I didn't have much money, and no girl in China wants to fuck me. So I went on a flight to phlipine, looking to end my virginity.
That evening, a street girl draw my attention. When I asked her if she spoke Chinese, she said her working language is English. She is so special. I fucked her without a condom that night. I think I love her.
The next morning, I asked her to marry me when she woke up. She refused. I was heart-broken. I begged her to give birth to our child. So 10 months later, you were born. That's why you have never met your mother, and your classmates call you "son of a bitch".
5 years later, your mother died because of AIDS. I immediately went to test. Both of us are infected. I know you want to fuck and can't find a girl, but that's no reason you fucked your grandma last week! You got her infected as well!
Don't find girls in phlipine like me. And don't fuck anyone in our family anymore, especially my mother!!
Your father, LiPing
翻译:
今天是你15岁生日 , 是时候告诉你一些申必的事情了.
15年前 , 我刚开始做外贸人 ,虽然我能力很强 , 但是没有米 . 中国没女人想被我操.于是我去了费率并,献出了我的贞操 - -草...
那天晚上,一个站街女引起了我的注意.我问他会不会讲中文 , 他跟我说: My working language is Engliish .他真的很特别.操了她一晚上没戴套.我很爱她.
第二天早上,在她醒来的时候我问她愿不愿意嫁给我.他拒绝了.我很伤心...我求她给我生个小孩...
于是10个月后,你出生了...(剧情突变.... 这就是你为什么从来没见过你母亲 ( 这里应该是father吧? , 以及你同学叫你 "son of a bitch"的原因...
5年后 , 尼玛死了 ,因为有艾滋. 我立刻去测自己有没有 , 结果毫无悬念. 我知道你想要去日,而且找不到一个给你日的女孩 .
但这不是上周你操你外婆的理由 ... 然后她也得了艾滋..
不要去费率并找小姐,不要在操任何家庭成员 ,尤其是我楼某.
Drcai : 93分
点评 : 不但玩了李平先生的梗 , 还有因缺思厅的剧情 ,尤其是李平先生问菲律宾小姐会不会讲中文以及操外婆.
Hitiko: 95/100
点评：如果李平儿子的亲妈在李平嫖的那会就有了AIDS，那么根据本文描述，李平的儿子没有AIDS，难道他儿子是天选之子